Sunday, August 31, 2008

Quote to mess with your minds.

Do not mean real harm here little people.


This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.


News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching TV... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this text message.


I have a confession to make
ever since i met you its been hard for me to forget you
every night i see you in my dreams
and find myself shouting for each time I realise it was not dream.


Can u pronounce good English:- read along woof,
roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, roof,
poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof.

have you read all the words
Test results: You are a good dog. Now stop barking.


The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting has not started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this message.



It's a joke. Honest. (And we all know how evil I can be. Hah)

Friday, August 29, 2008

Ahh Pictures...


A baby-sitter's worse nightmare.






Friday, August 15, 2008

Stalkers

Now, I never thought I of all people would be stalked... As in finding myself in a situation where actual stalking is involved.
Yet if we think carefully about what majority of the teenage girl population has proven, we humans are rather quite in depth in the activity. For is it no secret that almost every teen girl has once followed a superstar or hot guy on magazines?-hence, helping the magazine industry-

*I am not one them, though... Oo Daniel Radcliffe...

So, is it really any mystery that stalking seems to be the favourite past time of certain individuals. At the very least they have yet to gone overboard with the entire idea. Back then-where dinosaurs roam-, the only form of communication was talking, shouting, messages by birds, letters, and my ever favourite smoke signals (Probably the cause of global warming if you ask me.).
You see back then, if you needed to disturb someone, you just have to well talk to him or her. Yet there was always the dilemma of not being able to find the said poor soul. So hence, we stalk? But that was back then (when men found fire), it was different. Today stalking has taken a new twist. Behold the secret admire and now the C-box writers. Behold "Anonymous" and "Dannyboo" whom I know are the very same person. At the very least I do know they have not gone into reality mode and started practicing lame rip-offs of some ninja stealth moves. God help us all if they do.

And pop goes the oven...

Yesterday.

Laureen: Hey mey yie, I have a huge dilemma..
Mey Yie: You don't say.
Laureen: Yea, I had this huge feeling two people I knew were sitting behind me in class went missing. Do you have any idea who they are?
Mey Yie: Erm no... sorry but they sound familiar.
Laureen: I know! I wonder who could they be...

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Ah.. Mey yie, Mey Yie.. Saranya .. "SaLaDnya"..
What would I do without you? Heck you both make me crazily insane (although some would argue I'm always insane.) and yet there is something that keeps us glued together and laughing about nonsical topics.
Now... nearly everyday from the moment I met the two "again"... My life has well became a lot more fun in every single aspect. and this blog post is for the both of them. The monkeys. (Oops, did I type that?)
Anyway, the thing is girls in general will always long for the occasional girl talk. Where we can just sit, read magazines and yap about hot guy pics or the simple beauty of a great great great GREAT pair of shoes... or just about Kaka.
Despite the fact that your friends may be guys, you simply cannot, could not, talk to them about how great a newly bought skirt makes you feel. Hah, they would say it's nice but that would be all... Then again they might keep their comments to themselves. The point is talking to a guy is 10 times so much more different than with a girl. And as the 80's (I think.) song goes, girls just wanna have fun.
How do I describe friendship with the two most crazy girls on earth? (But I still love them.. hah!)
I think their names and their bubbling personalities speak for itself. Amazing in every way...And one does come to a point when one starts to realise that the moments spent with your girlfriends are ten times crazier. Hence magnifying every laughter, feeling, joy and etc. You get my meaning. And so in my ever so happy mood, I end this post by wishing happy hols to all in Saujana and KL.. it is a week of freedom after all


Oh M & S, since I wrote this and you left me by my lonesome self yesterday, you owe me tips now.

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

right....

OK so...

Now there was this little caterpillar...
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Right, I was just minding my own business when I found this piece of paper on the ground. Now a sensible person would have walked away. But what caught my eye was the fact that on this paper... I found a word so simple that I wonder why I never appreciate it's meaning.
Peace.

Honestly, what was written upon the paper was just random nonsense and the word is so cliche that the word has lost it's meaning.

Peace.
What comes to mind each time one hears the word is the Hippy sign made in the 70's. Not to mention it's always the answer every cliche Pageant Queen show seems to have when the contestants are questioned what they want?

Host : So Miss what-ever-country, what do you want in this world?

Answer: World peace...*prissy glued-on smile*

*Bet you they are all dreaming of the crown upon their heads.


Anyway moving on, I can safely bet maybe, just maybe that is exactly what mostly comes to mind.
Peace.. inner peace.. serenity per say. Balance. What is peace really? Is it all the above?
Is it what a wise and nomad man achieves if he decides to take up a religious lifestyle or live on the land? Is it one feels when one goes into deep slumber after a long tiring day?
Questions, questions; what do they all mean?
Now if we were to look into the dictionary or an encyclopedia, tons of definitions could be found. Yet what is peace? Truly how can one be at peace with him or herself inside and out?

Today the world promises tons of opportunities? All in the sense of assisting man grant the most basic of needs; our subconscious wants for inner peace. Materialistic objects are promised and many methods or ways pop out of the blue. ( For example, take this and you will get high or have you tried this? It might make you famous) Let us all face the cold hard truth, man are selfish in nature. However if a person realises this and choose not to fall prey to such a trait, it will just mean the said person has his or her priorities straight.
Peace... It is how you look at it. And honestly does the world not promise you everything at every waking moment. Yet what is it does the world promise? Peace for the moment or a moment quench of our wants and desires. Truthfully are we strong enough to not be tempted?

I hope so.....oo a car..