Rain

Rain. It causes paradox reactions. At times, you wish it would just go away. It is pretty much explainable from all the muck and messiness one always seems to acquire after a shower. And yet, one have to grateful for it after a hot humid day.
In fact as a kid, I use to love running amok in the rain. Strange, yes...but surprisingly when you are only but six or younger, you live in your own little world. Where in my case, running in the rain was considered great. The only downside was the fact that I got really dirty at times and stepped into puddles.
Honestly, one day someone would be on his or her knees, thanking that it poured. And yet the next, one would be spitting out every known profanity to man when it does.

And of course let us not forget the part about global warming. It is said to be affecting the weather. Hence, the heavy rain storms. The other day, my teacher was going on about that one day, plastic bags will be the only things roaming the streets once mankind is wiped off the face of the Earth.
Depressing really. Although it does make sense...but honestly do we really want to think about the end of the world? People are already going depress at the sound of exams. Some are more insightful, they live every step of their lives by careful and detailed planning (now that is just plain wrong).
Heck, if we were to take every after "man" theory into consideration...everything will just be plain confusing.

Theory

1. Cockroaches will be the last species on earth. They will then group together and mutate into more complex living organisms and find the secrets of time travel. (now that's a thought)
2. Plastic bags will flood the world. Imagine man is gone, but wait, what is that I see? It's plastic bag central! (use your own imagination)
3. Godzilla and King Kong will rule the existing planet.
4. The Earth will become a boiling marshmallow. And everything dies.
5. Voldemort lives!! (nah, you wish)
6. Aliens land on earth and they decide to populate.
7. Squids will become the next intelligent species. (hmm...think, smart sushi.)
8. Santa goes free every Christmas.
9. Mermaids and unicorns will continue world population. (couldn't resist)
10. Empty buildings everywhere. (Think "I am Legend" movie.)

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So please, it is fine and dandy that we are all trying to recycle and all that. But for goodness sake, do not send me emails or lectures about the world ending soon and start going into a panic. As just like my dear friend Achmed the dead terrorist (you tube) said, "I'll kill you!"