Sunday, November 30, 2008

An interesting conversation.

An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to his Class on the Problem Science has with God Almighty. This is the conversation he had with a student of his.

Professor : You are a Christian, aren't you, son ?
Student : Yes, sir.
Professor : So, you Believe in God ?
Student : Absolutely, sir.
Professor : Is God Good ?
Student : Sure.
Professor : Is GOD ALL - POWERFUL ?
Student : Yes.
Professor : My Brother died of Cancer even though he Prayed to GOD to Heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn't. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?

(Student was silent )

Professor : You can't answer, can you ? Let's start again, Young Fella. Is GOD Good?
Student : Yes.
Professor : Is Satan good ?
Student : No.
Professor : Where does Satan come from ?
Student : From . . . GOD . . .
Professor : That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this World?
Student : Yes.
Professor : Evil is everywhere, isn't it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct?
Student : Yes.
Professor : So who created evil ?

(Student did not answer)

Professor : Is there Sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the World, don't they?
Student : Yes, sir.
Professor : So, who Created them ?

(Student had no answer)

Professor : Science says you have 5 Senses you use to Identify and Observe the World around you. Tell me, son . . . Have you ever Seen GOD?
Student : No, sir.
Professor : Tell us if you have ever Heard your GOD?
Student : No , sir.
Professor : Have you ever Felt your GOD, Tasted your GOD, Smelt your GOD? Have you ever had any Sensory Perception of GOD for that matter?
Student : No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.
Professor : Yet you still Believe in HIM?
Student : Yes.
Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?

Student : Nothing. I only have my Faith.
Professor : Yes, Faith. And that is the Problem Science has.
Student : Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?
Professor : Yes.
Student : And is there such a thing as Cold?
Professor : Yes.
Student : No, sir. There isn't.
(The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events )

Student : Sir, you can have Lots of Heat, even More Heat, Superheat, Mega Heat, White Heat, a Little Heat or No Heat. But we don't have anything called Cold. We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is No Heat, but we can't go any further after that. There is no such thing as Cold. Cold is only a Word we use to describe the Absence of Heat. We cannot Measure Cold. Heat is Energy. Cold is Not the Opposite of Heat, sir, just the Absence of it.

(There was Pin-Drop Silence in the Lecture Theatre )

Student : What about Darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as Darkness?
Professor : Yes. What is Night if there isn't Darkness?
Student : You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light . . . but if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and its called Darkness, isn't it? In reality, darkness isn't. If it is, were you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn't you?

Professor : So what is the point you are making, Young Man ?
Student : Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.
Professor : Flawed ? Can you explain how?

Student : Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality. You argue there is Life and then there is Death, a Good GOD and a Bad GOD. You are viewing the Concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can't even explain a thought. It uses Electricity and Magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view Death as the Opposite of Life is to be ignorant of the fact that Death cannot exist as a Substantive Thing. Death is Not the Opposite of Life, just the Absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your Students that they evolved from a Monkey?

Professor : If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes, of course, I do. Student : Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The Professor shook his head with a Smile, beginning to realize where the Argument was going)

Student : Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and cannot even prove that this Process is an On-Going Endeavor, are you not teaching your Opinion, sir? Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?

(The Class was in Uproar )

Student : Is there anyone in the Class who has ever seen the Professor's Brain?

(The Class broke out into Laughter )

Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's Brain, Felt it, touched or Smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the Established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that You have No Brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then Trust your Lectures, sir?

(The Room was Silent. The Professor stared at the Student, his face unfathomable)

Professor : I guess you'll have to take them on Faith, son.
Student : That is it sir . . . Exactly ! The Link between Man & GOD is FAITH. That is all that Keeps Things Alive and Moving.


PS:The student is thought to be Albert Einstein. I thought it was interesting conversation nonetheless. It makes you think.

Thursday, November 27, 2008

Over!!!

WE DID IT!!
well most of us did... we Finished HIGH SCHOOL!!!

So when the school was nearly empty what did a bunch of seniors do on their last day?

We Took Pictures.. signed nonsense on each other's clothing.. Signed more nonsense on the school basketball court.
Took more pictures.. hugged each other.. and waxed each other's knees?
We did victory dances. And sang the school anthem of course.
Said goodbye to the school and drew over pictures.

I can hardly believe it.. I just spent 5 years of my life in that huge building. I think I might just miss it... nah..

Monday, November 24, 2008

A story

There was once a little chicken. (awwww)
We killed the little chicken. (gasp)
Then we fried the little chicken. (oooo)
Then Laureen ate the little chicken. (burp)
No more little chicken.

Moral of the story: Laureen likes chicken.

Sunday, November 23, 2008

Wondering...

There was this little ant.
There was this little mosquito.
There was this little light bug.
There was this little spider.

What happened?

Sheildtox came and so did the dreaded "Tissue". They died.

RIP little insects.
May all your future descendants whom come within range of me gets killed. =)

Friday, November 21, 2008

Loads of things happen after 1.


It is dark and the night is quiet. The time? 1.00 am.

Late for a person to be up yet as I glanced at my MSN, there were more than a handful of night owls like myself.

I can hear water dripping from the toilet.

My parent's snoring orchestra can be heard from their bedroom.

The washing machine plays it personal ring tone to tell all the wash is done.

The smoke from the mosquito coil burns.

I see a lizard eat an ant?

And an apple goes into my stomach.


Yes, loads of things happen after 1.

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Few hours to doom.


Breaths.. breaths.. glances at clock..

gasp... looks back at page.. can't digest anything..

stomach sounds.. eats cookies..

glances at clock.. gasp.. looks back at page..

STILL can't digest anything! Ahh!! Gives up and goes reading cheesy corny unbelievable love stories..

An hour later..

breaths.....* process repeated

outcome: progess rate 0.000000000000000000000001%

Ok, Chemistry.. I'm so ready.

Saturday, November 15, 2008

Just Pass It On.

Today, I went to youth and Audrey gave an incredible message. One of her points out of the entire thing was reason to why the world today seemed so horrible.

People have often asked themselves and others why if God existed, are bad things happening around us? The answer was so simple and made so much sense that it was almost dumb that no one got it before.
The reason why there is tyranny, poverty, oppression, racism, discrimination, death and etc is because we as people do not make the decision to stand up against it. We do not rise up and choose to make a difference to change things for the better. Why not? After all who said we are unable to do so?

Audrey told the youths a story of a young man working a freelance job. The man drives each day along the highways to catch people whom were stranded in whatever situations, and offers help in return of nothing. The man does this only because of the fact that he was once saved by another man when he was caught in a blizzard. When he tried to thank his savior, the man did not want a reward. Instead the man told him to pass it on.

So, pass on every good deed done upon you and right every wrong committed in front of your eyes. You do not need to join the army or feed the poor to make a difference. It is the small things that sometimes causes a larger ripple affect.

Question is, do you care enough to do it?

Sunday, November 9, 2008

Just Hit Me!!

SPM!!! wish me luck.. Wish us all luck..

23 days of luck mind you.. That is what we all need.

=p

Thursday, November 6, 2008

I am frigging CRAZY!!

I tell the truth and nothing but the truth. Anything in between was and is a necessary lie. So sue me... =p
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The last person to tag you was?

Chris and Jase.

What relationship of you with him/her?

Friends

Your 5 impression towards him/her
Fantastic, Incredible, Spontaneous (In Christina's case), Funny, Lovable, and a great friend.

The most memorable thing that he/she has done to you

You talked to me?

The most memorable words that he/she has said to you

Hey Laureen!!

If he/she becomes your lover, you will..

Wonder what happened in the first place to make us lovers anyway.

If he/she becomes your enemy, you will..

Nah, impossible. Although if that happens, and in Christina's case, I'll eat every strawberry on the face of the earth.. Muahaha,.. I love strawberries too. So sue me.

If he/she becomes your lover, he/she has to improve on..

Everything... You have to be someone else entirely. Undergo plastic surgery, voice change, style change.

If he/she becomes your enemy, the reason is..

I ate buckets filled with Hiagendaz (Is that how it's spell?) Strawberry ice-cream in front of them and never shared.... MUAHAHHAHA!!

The most desirable thing you could do for he/she is?

I could share my ice-cream... about a teaspoon full. (Gosh, I'm so nice. Ha!)

Your overall impression of him/her is..

You are both great. Although Jason, you could stand to loose that ego of yours. Just a teeny bit.

How do you think the people around you will feel about you?

Crazily Enthusiastic. Although Mey Yie thinks I'm retarded. =P You nut.

On contrary, the character you hate about yourself is?

Hate is such a strong word. My stubbornness is a weakness point though.

The most ideal person you want to be is?

Oprah. Hey, anything is possible.

For the person who cares and likes you, say something about them

Aww, I love you too. Now go get me ice-cream.

Tagging people.

1. Hazel

2. Kok Jen

3. Cheryl

4. Sharlene

I have changed the tag a bit so sue me.. I just could not stand the grammar mistakes. Told you I am a nerd.
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Tagged by Multiple Bloggers

What is your ambition?
*A writer. One whom will change the world.

2. Who is more important to you? Your friends or a significant other?
* Friends

3. How often do you think of committing suicide?
* I have often thought of committing murder though. A few names are on my mind.

4. Do you think you have enough confidence?
* Yes, although it does not hurt to have slightly more. Then again my head would swell.

5. How many babies you want?
* I am only seventeen.

6. Do you believe in seeing rainbows after rainstorms?
* Well, the rain has to stop eventually. So why not look forward to the rainbows.

7. What is your goal for the year?
* Great results for SPM and to swim again.

8. Do you believe in everlasting love?
* No one loves me more than God.

9. What's a perfect girlfriend/boyfriend like to you? (List 10)
- Kind
-Sweet-hearted
-Courageous
- Funny
- Caring
- Sincere
- Has wit
- Does not smoke. (No terrible vices)
- Not Dannyboo old.
- Loves me for me

10.What is your most fav feeling?
* I love feeling free.

11. What are your most embarrassing moments?
* Too many to list. Gosh, I am such a klutz. I blame you people and that monkey.

12. Is there anything you wanna tell the ppl you hate ?
* Hate is such a strong word. Sides I do not hate anyone.

13. Do you cherish every one of your friendships?
* Definitely. (See, I am so nice. Now you all owe me a 2 ringgit tax for that comment.)

14. If you could make 4 wishes, what would it be?-
-Ice cream
-More Ice cream
-And stop global warming, inflation, and go world peace!
-Oh and more ice-cream

15. What do you crave most currently?
* Ice cream

16. Who's hotter,Chace Crawford or Kevin Peake?
* Chace Crawford.. Mey Yie, he's mine!!

17. Describe the person who tagged you in 7 words or more.
*You are all brilliant, Marvelous, Incredible, Talented, Fantastic and Absolutely Lovable.
(See, I'm so nice. That'll be another 3 ringgit tax.)


18. What have you done to yourself make yourself happy?
*Ate Ice-cream

19. What will you become in another 10 years to come?
* A fantastic, incredible, brilliant, successful world renown Journalist. You have to dream big in order to make sure your dreams come true. Do not hold back people!!

20. What is your favorite subject in high school and why?
* I am a nerd. I love maths, Add maths, English, Art.. ART, ART, ART.. oh I love you ART!!!

Instructions: Tag people!!

Blessings sent to all as I have tagged all of you!! So, there.