School... an alternate name for a building of imprisonment of the young.
Homework... a coluded reason to keep the young occupied during the day
Canteen/cafeteria food... a new way too poison the youth.
Test scores... a system dedicated to keep youth from missbehaving and behave more angelic-sudden coughing- instead.
Teacher's pets... a new breed of kiss ups, now available in the newly improved snitching package
Prefects.. an alternative breed of the above although not all are such
the rule books... the new Bible..quick make an arc
Text books... alternative method of shrinking students with its weight
liquid paper... banned item
ankle length socks...banned item
teacher-barber punishment... a new and improved way to seek the inner artistic side of teachers whom are looking at a future for such a profession in the near future or far.
(for those who do not understand the above punishment, it is infact a penalty if your hair is not at a proper length. Boys are the likely victims. snip, snip)
best friends... a status sometimes achieved when a person is paid a certain amount...(ps: some of you out there hv not paid for this month yet. Cough it up!!)
I just joking..almost everything of the above is true except for the best friend comment.
See, I'm indeed nice..(ps: the above sentence has been charged into this month's interest for the best friend fee)
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